Episode 74: ‘Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark,’ ‘Colombiana,’ ‘Senna,’ ‘Our Idiot Brother,’ ‘The Interrupters,’ interview with Evan Glodell (‘Bellflower’)

Lots to talk about on Episode 74 of Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider. For one thing, it’s Eric’s birthday. Also, there were some movies. Jeff and Eric had possibly their biggest disagreement yet on “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark”: Jeff hated it, Eric liked it a lot. You make the call! They agreed that “Colombiana” is a generic and overlong action movie. Jeff saw the documentary “Senna” and called it the best doc of the year so far; he was less fond of “Our Idiot Brother,” starring Paul Rudd. Bayer and Snider both liked “The Interrupters,” a respectable doc about stopping violence in inner-city Chicago, directed by the man who made “Hoop Dreams.” Finally, they talked to Evan Glodell, the writer/director/producer/star of “Bellflower,” which both guys loved. Evan was very enthusiastic about his movie. You should go see it.

QOTW: In honor of “Apollo 18,” which presents a horror twist on the Moon landing, what other historical event could be given the horror treatment? Give us your ideas, and we will steal them.

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Episode 73: ‘Fright Night,’ ‘Conan the Barbarian,’ ‘One Day’

It’s the ’80s on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider. First up is the
remake of the ’80s horror film “Fright Night” starring Anton Yelchin,
Colin Farrell and Imogen Poots. Both Eric and Jeff were a fan of the
film, though Jeff seems a little surprised by how much he liked it.
Next, it’s the remake of the ’80s action flick that originally starred
Arnold Schwarzenegger. Now it stars Jason Momoa and Jeff and Eric say
it’s just a little bit crazy. Finally it’s the romance “One Day.” What
does that have to do with the ’80s? Well it takes place over the
course of many years, starting with 1988, so there.
We answer the QOTW: What bad 1980s movie do you think could be remade
into a good one?

Also, we have a special guest on the show next week! “Bellflower”
opens in Portland on 8/26, and we’re going to have
writer/director/star/producer/crazy person Evan Glodell on the show to
talk about it! It will be fun! Let us know if you have any questions
for him.

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Episode 72: ‘The Help,’ ‘Final Destination 5,’ ’30 Minutes or Less,’ ‘The Guard,’ ‘The Future’

Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider have a lot of movies to talk about this week, so naturally they spend several minutes talking about unrelated tangents. But then, movies! “The Help” is a surprisingly effective story about race relations in the 1960s. Eric liked “Final Destination 5” more than Jeff did, and they both thought “30 Minutes or Less” was okay. “The Guard” is a very funny Irish dark comedy, and Eric quickly recommended “The Future.” There was some good QOTW action, too, with many fine answers provided by the listeners.

QOTW: What bad ’80s movie do you think could be remade into a good one? Feel free to give casting ideas, too.

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Episode 71: ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes,’ ‘The Change-Up,’ ‘Another Earth,’ ‘Tabloid,’ Pitch Me

Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider do what they were born to do … and then they talk about movies. This week it’s the prequel “Rise of the Planet of the Apes.” Snider liked it and Bayer did as well. Then they discuss the QOTW: What other film should have a prequel? After that it’s on to discussing the absolutely filthy, and sometimes very funny “The Change-Up” starring Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds. Two independent films made it to Portland this week, “Another Earth,” which both of them saw, and “Tabloid” which Snider saw. This week’s game of Pitch Me stars David Spade and Mark Wahlberg. Finally, here’s your new Question of the Week …

QOTW: In honor of “The Help” – which tells the story of black maids in segregated Mississippi, what other groups’ historical stories should be told.

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Episode 70: ‘Cowboys & Aliens,’ ‘Crazy Stupid Love,’ ‘Snow Flower and the Secret Fan,’ Pitch Me

Jeff Bayer and a newly clean-shaven Eric D. Snider have much to discuss on this week’s edition of Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider. First up is “Cowboys & Aliens,” which neither gentleman found particularly appealing, although neither of them hated it either. “Crazy Stupid Love,” on the other hand, is a funny and surprising ensemble comedy about love, and how it’s stupid and crazy. Jeff saw “Snow Flower and the Secret Fan” and says you shouldn’t. Nobody saw “The Smurfs,” so whatever. There was some good Question of the Week action regarding items that should be paired up in movies, and a fine edition of Pitch Me involving dames on a submarine.

QOTW: In honor of next week’s “Rise of the Planet of the Apes,” what movie would you like to see a prequel to, and why?

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Episode 69: ‘Captain America: The First Avenger,’ ‘Friends with Benefits,’ ‘A Little Help,’ Chris Evans interview, Snide Remarks

This week on Movie B.S. our film critics Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider review a superhero, an office mate and friends … with benefits. First up is “Captain America: The First Avenger” starring Chris Evans and Tommy Lee Jones. Eric was a bigger fan, but we both had a few issues for very different reasons. There’s also Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis trying to have it all in “Friends with Benefits.” Both of us think it rises above the average romantic comedy. It’s very rated R. Jeff saw “A Little Help” so you don’t have to. Plus, we play Jeff’s interview with Chris Evans (“Captain America”) and also Eric’s column Snide Remarks.

Want to see “Cowboys & Aliens” early? We’re giving away a pair of tickets for Tuesday night in Portland. Go to our Facebook page and tell us you want to go.

QOTW: With “Cowboys & Aliens” coming out, what other two things should go together to become a movie?

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Episode 68: ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2,’ ‘Winnie-the-Pooh,’ ‘A Better Life,’ ‘Terri,’ Interquel

Did you know they made another Harry Potter? They did! It’s a fitting conclusion to the big saga, as Jeff and Eric convey in this week’s episode of “Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider.” Also terrific is “Winnie the Pooh,” an innocent and whimsical throwback to the old Disney shorts. Jeff reports that “A Better Life” is awfully hard to watch on account of being depressing; Eric reports that “Terri” is a vulgar “Napoleon Dynamite” clone that’s only so-so. There’s also a nice round of Interquel. New QOTW: What movie best represents/symbolizes/encapsulates America? Plus! Portland DVD/Bluray shop Disc E. Business is hosting appearances by Walter Koenig and Grace Lee Whitney from the original “Star Trek” series! They’ll be there signing autographs and stuff on Aug. 20 and 21, and “Movie B.S.” listeners can get a discount on merchandise! Go to DiscEBusiness.net, click “events” and then on the Movie B.S. logo.

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Episode 67: ‘Horrible Bosses,’ ‘Zookeeper,’ Pitch Me

This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider, we’re only talking about two movies hitting wide release. First up, it’s “Horrible Bosses” starring Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Kevin Spacey, Jennifer Aniston, Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx. Jeff was really excited for this one and decided it was simply good, not great. Eric liked it a little bit more. Next up the “family” comedy “Zookeeper” starring Kevin James. The animals talk, but both Jeff and Eric don’t think you should listen. We answer last week’s QOTW: In honor of “Horrible Bosses,” tell us about a horrible boss you’ve had. We also update our Summer Box Office Challenge explaining how Eric can still get Jeff to shave him. Finally, it’s a game of Pitch Me with Sylvester Stallone and Jon Hamm.
QOTW: In honor of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” what movie most deserved to be split in two parts?

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Episode 66: ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon,’ ‘Larry Crowne,’ ‘Monte Carlo,’ ‘Page One’

For the Fourth of July, Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider are celebrating freedom from great movies. “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” and “Larry Crowne” are both lousy, and “Monte Carlo” is only so-so. Jeff saw the New York Times documentary “Page One” (Eric didn’t) and says it’s pretty good, if you like newspapers and journalism and stuff. “Transformers” provides a good excuse to talk about toys that should be made into movies; the guys update their box-office competition; and Eric reads more iTunes reviews in old-timey voice.

QOTW: In honor of next week’s “Horrible Bosses,” tell us about a horrible boss you’ve had.

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Episode 65: ‘Cars 2,’ ‘Bad Teacher,’ ‘Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop,’ Interquel

Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider are … wait for it, wait for it …
talking movies this week on “Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider.” First
up is Pixar’s animated sequel “Cars 2” starring Larry the Cable Guy.
Yes, he’s the lead. Jeff and Eric don’t hate this movie, but it’s the
worst of the Pixar bunch. They also dive into what this “Cars” world
means. Next up is “Bad Teacher” starring Cameron Diaz, Justin
Timberlake and Jason Segel. Two of those three aren’t that funny is
this R-rated comedy. “Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop” shows Conan (warts and
all) after being fired from “The Tonight Show” and focuses on his
comedy tour. The boys play Interquel with “Gremlins” and “40 Year-Old
Virgin.” This week’s QOTW is dedicated to “Transformers: Dark of the
Moon” and it’s this …

QOTW – “What toy should be made into a movie?”

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Episode 64: ‘Green Lantern,’ ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins,’ ‘The Trip,’ ‘The Art of Getting By,’ Pitch Me

Jeff and Eric have four movies to discuss on this week’s edition of Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider! “Green Lantern” is reasonably entertaining fun, nothing great but not bad. “Mr. Popper’s Penguins” is an atrocity that Jeff and Eric hated. “The Trip” has two funny British guys, Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon, traveling around being funny together. “The Art of Getting By” is every indie coming-of-age comedy you’ve ever seen. We address last week’s QOTW, and then there’s a rousing game of Pitch Me that yields both a good title and a good tagline.

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Episode 63: ‘Super 8,’ ‘The Tree of Life,’ ‘Beginners,’ mailbag

This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider we’ve decided movies are good! First up, “Super 8” from the creative genius minds of J.J. Abrams and Steven Spielberg. It’s a classic, fun ride. Next up is “The Tree of Life” from the creative genius mind of Terrence Malick. You have to bring something to the table to enjoy this movie about life, God and the universe, and you should make sure to see it in the theater. See this film. Only Jeff saw “Beginners” and you should too. Ewan McGregor and Christopher Plummer are fantastic. We update the box office challenge and all signs point to Jeff not having to shave Eric at the end of the summer.

QOTW – Tell us your experiences of someone’s like or dislike of a movie making it impossible for you to have a relationship/friendship with that person.

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Episode 62: ‘X-Men: First Class,’ ‘Midnight in Paris,’ ’13 Assassins,’ Interquel

This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider, Jeff and Eric disagree slightly on “X-Men: First Class.” Eric loved it, Jeff merely liked it. There’s a lot of friction over that. They both found Woody Allen’s “Midnight in Paris” funny and delightful, though, and Eric recommends the bloody “13 Assassins” (which Jeff didn’t see) for those who like bloody Japanese things. QOTW is: What are your “dealbreaker” movies — movies that could prevent you from dating or being friends with someone if you found out they loved (or didn’t love) them? If you have any actual experiences with a relationship being damaged by disagreement over a movie, by all means, tell us! Jeff and Eric also played a game of Interquel that went all kinds of crazy. Our e-mail: moviebspdx@gmail.com. Facebook: www.facebook.com/moviebspdx. Twitter: @MovieBS.

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Episode 61: ‘The Hangover Part II,’ ‘Kung Fu Panda 2,’ SNL writer Bryan Tucker, Pitch Me

We have two big sequels this week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider. “The Hangover Part II” is a pretty close copy of the first film, with somewhat diminishing returns. “Kung Fu Panda 2,” on the other hand, is a worthy follow-up, with a good story and everything. Then we have a guest: “Saturday Night Live” writer Bryan Tucker, who’s been with the show six years and has plenty of inside scoop about how “SNL” comes into existence every week. Our e-mail: moviebspdx@gmail.com. Our Facebook page:www.facebook.com/moviebspdx. Our Twitter: @MovieBS

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Episode 60: ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides,’ ‘Hobo with a Shotgun,’ ‘Hesher,’ Pitch Me w/ Dawn Taylor

This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider the boys talks about “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.” Arrrrr (that’s a pirate noise as well as our feelings). While Johnny Depp is still engaging as Captain Jack Sparrow, the new movie is very much like the last two. A lot of filler. Next up, Eric talks about “Hobo with a Shotgun” and is quite pleased with it. Then both of them discuss “Hesher” starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Rainn Wilson. Next they answer the QOTW and pose a new one – “What movies have you not seen that you feel you should have? Your “secret shame.” You might be surprised what Eric and Jeff haven’t seen. Plus, Dawn Taylor shows up to play Pitch Me.
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Episode 59: ‘Bridesmaids,’ ‘Priest,’ ‘The Beaver,’ ‘Everything Must Go’

This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider: “Bridesmaids” is quite funny! And raunchy, and has ladies instead of men! “Priest,” which wasn’t screened before it opened, is mediocre at best. “The Beaver” has Mel Gibson talking with a hand puppet. “Everything Must Go” has Will Ferrell drinking beer and sitting on the lawn. Your QOTW: What kind of role would you like to see Johnny Depp play next? E-mail: moviebspdx@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/moviebspdx Twitter: @moviebs

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Episode 58: ‘Thor,’ ‘Jumping the Broom,’ ‘Something Borrowed,’ Summer Box Office Challenge

This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider, ’tis the season for summer movies. We start with talking about “Thor.” He’s the god of thunder, and now he’s mixed in with The Avengers clan. Next, Jeff saw “Jumping the Broom” while Eric tried, but failed. Finally, the boys sat through “Something Borrowed” and explain why you shouldn’t. Then, it’s all about summer movies. First, Jeff and Eric pick their most anticipated movies of the summer, with a twist. Then, they play a summer box office game that could lead to Eric shaving his beard. We need more suggestions for what Jeff should have to do if he loses, and what Eric should do if he loses.
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Episode 57: ‘Fast Five,’ ‘POM Wonderful Presents The Greatest Movie Ever Sold,’ ‘Hoodwinked Too,’ Tribeca Film Festival

This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider, your favorite film critics express qualified admiration for “Fast Five,” which is dumb but fun, if too long for its own good. Jeff and Eric both liked “POM Wonderful Presents The Greatest Movie Ever Sold,” a Morgan Spurlock documentary about the business of product placement in movies. Bayer saw “Hoodwinked Too! Hood VS Evil,” for some reason, and says you should not do the same. Eric recounted a few Tribeca Film Festival highlights (be on the lookout for “The Good Doctor” and “Point Blank”), and they read some favorite drive-in experiences for QOTW. Next QOTW: What is your most anticipated summer movie? Tell us! E-mail: moviebspdx@gmail.com. Facebook: www.facebook.com/moviebspdx. Twitter: @MovieBS

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Episode 56: ‘Water for Elephants,’ Interquel, Jeff’s Africa trip

This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider … Bayer is back. He has returned from Africa, to grace the listeners with his presence. In his honor, Snider decided not to see any of the movies that were released this week. Well, that’s not exactly true. Bayer saw “Water for Elephants” starring Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz and Reese Witherspoon. The backdrop of the 1930s circus was his favorite part, the other stuff … not bad. The boys play a rousing game of Interquel, perhaps the best ever. The movies “Se7en” and “Inception” were used in the making of it. The QOTW is “What is your favorite drive-in theater experience?”
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Episode 55: ‘Super,’ ‘Rubber,’ ‘Rio,’ ‘The Conspirator,’ ‘American: The Bill Hicks Story,’ ‘Scream 4,’ Scott Weinberg, Pitch Me

This week on “Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider,” Jeff Bayer is still wherever the hell he is, but he and Eric D. Snider pre-taped reviews of “Super” and “Rubber” for your listening pleasure, along with a round of Pitch Me. So there’s plenty of Bayer! Eric also talks about “Rio,” “The Conspirator,” and “American: The BIll Hicks Story.” And then, live via satellite, horror maven Scott Weinberg talks to Eric about the “Scream” series, including a review of “Scream 4.” Scott’s cat Jones makes a silent cameo.

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