0:00-6:15 – Introduction; iTunes review; a tangent on Bayer’s beers
6:15-19:10 – “The Best Man Holiday” review
19:10-28:25 – “Kill Your Darlings” review
28:25-43:00 – QOTW (actors you love despite being in many bad movies)
43:00-49:10 – Pitch Me
49:10-51:00 – Wrap-up and goodbyes
QOTW: What movie would have worked better as a TV series?
0:00-5:00 – Introduction, beverages, and this week’s sponsor: The Queens’ Tea, fine purveyor of many teas that you can buy and they will mail them to you.
5:00-15:45 – “Thor” review
15:45-28:20 – “Dallas Buyers Club,” including an endorsement of safe sex
28:20-39:20 – QOTW (movies that could be theme park rides)
QOTW: What actor do you love even though he or she has been in a lot of bad movies? And why?
Our sponsor: The Queens’ Tea, for all your tea needs! They ship!
0:00-4:05 – Introduction, iTunes review
4:05-17:20 – “Ender’s Game” review
17:20-27:25 – “Last Vegas” review
27:25-39:00 – “12 Years a Slave” review
39:00-47:00 – “About Time” review
47:00-53:20 – “Free Birds” review
53:20-1:03:00 – QOTW (how you discovered the show)
1:03:00-1:04:05 – Wrap-up and goodbyes
QOTW: What movie should become a theme park attraction?
0:00-4:50 – Introduction, hats, iTunes review
4:50-8:00 – This week’s sponsor: The Inside Mag, where listener Andre Noble has written a short story. Read his story, why don’t you?
8:00-21:00 – “The Counselor” review, and “Bad Grandpa” non-review
21:00-32:10 – “All Is Lost” review
32:10-42:50 – “Zero Charisma” review
42:50-45:00 – “Argento’s Dracula” review
45:00-50:30 – New QOTW, plus our listenership numbers
50:30-58:50 – Interquel (“LOTR: Return of the King” and “Independence Day”)
58:50-1:00:40 – Wrap-up and goodbyes
QOTW: How did you discover Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider? Please indulge us this once.
0:00-2:05 – Introduction
2:05-3:45 – This week’s sponsor: “Door to Door,” a new comedy webseries at TheBestSeriesEver.com
3:45-15:50 – “Escape Plan” review
15:50-23:35 – “Carrie” review
23:35-33:00 – QOTW (hypothetical ’70s remakes)
33:00-35:10 – We request suggestions for QOTW and other discussion topics
35:10-39:35 – “The Fifth Estate” review
39:35-43:30 – You can download our “Commando” audio commentary for $1.99!
43:30-53:30 Character Casserole (Tony Stark, Wolverine, Erin Brockovich)
53:30-54:40 – A plug for “The Saratov Approach”
54:55-55:40 – Wrap-up and goodbyes, complete with bizarre technical glitch
QOTW: Please suggest Question of the Week and other discussion topics for us to use on the show. Thank you in advance.
0:00-2:45 – Introduction, nonsense
2:45-6:20 – This week’s sponsor: You Look Nice Today Photography. For all your Portland-area photo needs!
6:20-22:45 – “Captain Phillips” review, ending with tangent about “Gravity”
22:45-33:10 – “Romeo & Juliet” review, ending with an IMDb user review of it
33:10-41:20 – “We Are What We Are” review
41:20-43:35 – “Machete Kills” review
43:35-1:00:00 – QOTW (what movie you would delete from existence, with Jeff and Eric’s answers, which leads to a flight of fancy)
1:00:00-1:04:20 – Wrap-up and goodbyes, including an update on Eric’s hair growth
QOTW: Your hypothetical cast for a hypothetical remake of any ’70s film.
0:00-2:10 – Introduction
2:10-6:40 – This week’s sponsor: 11th season of LoadingReadyRun, an online sketch series with a good Kickstarter campaign
6:40-17:55 – “Gravity” review
17:55-27:25 – “Runner Runner” review
27:25-49:00 – QOTW (actors with the best overall track records)
49:00-55:45 – Pitch Me
55:45-1:00:00 – Wrap-up and goodbyes
QOTW: What ONE movie would you delete from existence, and why?
0:00-2:10 – Intro and stuff
2:10-10:25 – “Don Jon” review
10:25-15:00 – “Rush”
15:00-18:10 – “Enough Said” review
18:10-29:45 – QOTW (taboo subjects that could be addressed in a mainstream movie)
29:45-32:15 – Diversion about being on the road, etc.
32:15-52:08 – Fantastic Fest wrap-up, including reviews of “Coherence,” “Cheap Thrills” (don’t miss Jeff’s interview with Pat Healy!), “The Congress,” “Grand Piano,” “Eega,” mentions of other films, talk of parties, and so forth
52:08-53:30 – Wrap-up and goodbyes
QOTW: In your estimation, what actor or actress has the best track record — the lowest percentage of bad movies?
Live from Fantastic Fest, Jeff Bayer talks to Pat Healy from “The Innkeepers,” “Compliance,” the upcoming “Cheap Thrills,” and many other movies you’ve seen or been told you should see. Snider makes a cameo at around 6:00.
0:00-2:10 – Intro; we’re live at Fantastic Fest; it’s raining
2:10-6:40 – “Machete Kills”; Russ Fischer stops by
6:40-10:00 – “Almost Human,” “The Dirties”
10:00-16:00 – “Prisoners”
16:00-17:50 – Brad McHargue and Jacob Hall stop by; they’ll be fighting later
17:50-22:00 – We didn’t see “Battle of the Year” or “Salinger,” but we talk about them anyway
22:00-24:00 – Elijah Wood isn’t as short as Jeff thought he was; Luke Mullen and Will Goss stop by
24:00-30:50 – QOTW (horror movies that deserve sequels)
30:50-31:55 – Wrap-up and goodbyes
Our guests: Russ Fischer, Brad McHargue, Jacob Hall, Luke Mullen, Will Goss
QOTW: What taboo subject could be addressed in a mainstream film (like Internet porn addiction in “Don Jon”) that hasn’t been yet?
0:00-2:50 – Introduction; iTunes review
2:50-4:15 – This week’s lunch sponsor: listener Andy Thomas’ fundraising page for the 2013 Susan G. Komen Greater Cincinnati Race for the Cure. It’s a worthy cause! Help out a fellow listener, won’t you?
4:15-6:00 – Pig War
6:00-19:30 – “Riddick” review
19:30-28:05 – “Short Term 12” review
28:05-38:50 – QOTW (biggest surprise of the summer movie season); no show next week
38:50-45:40 – Interquel (“Man of Steel” and “Face/Off”)
47:45-47:50 – Wrap-up and goodbyes
Our lunch sponsor: The fundraising page for listener Andy Thomas’ Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure team.
QOTW: What horror film that didn’t get a sequel deserved one?
0:00-7:25 – Introduction; this week’s sponsor/apology; something about Canada; we didn’t see the One Direction movie
7:25-18:15 – “Getaway” review
18:15-24:50 – “Closed Circuit” review
24:50-30:05 – “Ain’t Them Bodies Saints” review
30:05-36:50 – “Austenland” review
36:50-43:40 – “Drinking Buddies” review
43:40-52:25 – QOTW (singers/bands who deserve a biopic, and who should star)
52:25-58:50 – Post-mortem on the summer movie season; then memories of past summers
58:50-1:02:00 – Wrap-up and goodbyes
QOTW: What was the biggest surprise (good or bad) of the summer movie season?
0:00-4:20 – Introduction; our lunch sponsor: documentary “Hafu”
4:20-15:10 – “The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones” review
15:10-26:30 – “The World’s End” review
26:30-35:15 – “You’re Next” review
35:15-42:00 – “The Spectacular Now” review, and a new rating system
42:00-50:00 – QOTW (favorite drinking scenes)
50:00-59:20 – Character Casserole!
59:20-1:02:10 – Wrap-up; we were on Golden Briefcase; goodbyes
QOTW: What singer or band deserves a biopic, and who should star in it?
This week’s lunch sponsor: the new documentary film “Hafu,” screening in several cities this fall.
0:00-5:25 – Introduction; it’s humid today
5:25-7:20 – Our lunch sponsor: The 2 Cents Movie Podcast! It is another movie podcast besides the one that we are!
7:20-9:10 – Jeff’s drink sponsor and more nonsense
9:10-27:10 – “Kick-Ass 2” review
27:10-29:50 – A comment Jeff got
29:50-41:35 – “The Butler” review
41:35-50:30 – “Paranoia” review
50:30-55:10 – The final Summer Box Office Challenge update
55:10-1:04:00 – QOTW (PG movies that could be remade as R’s)
1:04:00-1:05:20 – Wrap-up and goodbyes
QOTW: What is your favorite drinking scene in a movie (alcoholic or non-alcoholic)?
This week’s lunch sponsor: The 2 Cents Movie Podcast. Here is their Facebook, and here is their iTunes.
0:00-5:20 – Introduction; our lunch sponsor: Jones T-shirts is giving away a scholarship! That is cool!; also tangents about youthfulness
5:20-7:30 – iTunes review
7:30-19:40 – “Elysium” review
19:40-27:30 – “We’re the Millers” review
27:30-36:05 – “Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters” review
36:05-44:35 – “Blue Jasmine” review
44:35-52:20 – “Blackfish” review
52:20-54:30 – “Prince Avalanche” review
54:30-55:30 – We didn’t see “Planes”
55:30-1:07:20 – QOTW (characters who deserve spinoffs)
1:07:20-1:09:50 – Summer Box Office Challenge update: it’s the final weekend!
1:09:50-1:13:30 – Wrap-up and goodbyes, including a college tangent and a plug for The Garrens Comedy Troupe 20th Anniversary Reunion Spectacular
QOTW: What PG-rated movie could be redone as an R-rated movie?
This week’s lunch sponsor: Jones T-shirts is offering a non-T-shirt-related scholarship.
0:00-3:50 – Introduction; our lunch sponsor: Marty Reeder, author of young adult fiction. Support his Kickstarter!
3:50-5:50 – Jeff’s beer sponsor
5:50-18:00 – “2 Guns” review
18:00-21:35 – “Smurfs 2” (we didn’t see it)
21:35-26:15 – “Maniac” review (Snider only)
26:15-44:20 – QOTW (movies at the top of your to-do list), with considerable tangents
44:20-51:20 – Pitch Me
51:20-53:00 – Some Portland events
53:00-55:10 – Eric plugs The Garrens Comedy Troupe 20th Anniversary Reunion Spectacular (coming to Provo, Utah, Sept. 14)
55:10-57:15 – Wrap-up and goodbyes
QOTW: What movie character deserves his or her own spinoff?
This week’s lunch sponsor: Marty Reeder, author of words! Read his stuff!
0:00-4:30 – Introduction; our lunch sponsor: Little Dress Up Shop, costumes for kids
4:30-17:45 – “The Wolverine” review
17:45-26:00 – “The To Do List” review
26:00-34:05 – “Fruitvale Station” review
34:05-43:30 – QOTW (movie you were embarrassed to buy a ticket for)
43:30-45:00 – Vomitorium correction
45:00-54:30 – Character Casserole
54:30-56:20 – Wrap-up and goodbyes
QOTW: What movie is at the top of your to-do list — one you’ve been meaning to watch and want to watch but just haven’t gotten to it?
This week’s lunch sponsor: Little Dress Up Shop
0:00-3:40 – Introduction; our middle names
3:40-5:25 – iTunes reviews
5:25-20:50 – “The Conjuring” review
20:50-22:30 – Coincidences!
22:30-29:00 – “RED 2” review
29:00-35:35 – “R.I.P.D.” review
35:35-45:20 – “Only God Forgives” review
45:20-59:55 – QOTW (suggestions for one-word movie titles)
59:55-1:03:55 – Update on the Summer Box Office Challenge
1:03:55-1:05:25 – Wrap-up and goodbyes
QOTW: What movie were you most embarrassed to be buying a ticket for?
0:00-2:40 – Introduction; Jeff’s beverage sponsor
2:40-5:40 – iTunes review; passive requests for listener submissions
5:40-24:00 – “Pacific Rim” review
24:00-40:20 – “Grown Ups 2” review
40:20-49:15 – “The Way Way Back” review
49:15-1:03:20 – QOTW (adventures with your friends that would make a good movie), ending with a tangent on Twinkies
1:03:20-1:05:10 – Brief update on the Summer Box Office Challenge, wrap-up and goodbyes
QOTW: In honor of “Turbo,” what ONE word would make a good movie title?
0:00-4:10 – Introduction; it’s our 167th show; no real sponsor or iTunes review this week
4:10-25:50 – “The Lone Ranger” review, including diversions on anachronisms and Sam Rockwell
25:50-33:50 – “Despicable Me 2” review
33:50-36:00 – Tangent on kids’ movies
36:00-50:15 – QOTW (what duo needs a new movie)
50:15-52:25 – Summer Box Office Challenge update
52:25-59:20 – Pitch Me
59:20-1:02:00 – Wrap-up and goodbyes
QOTW: What adventure did you and your friends have that would make a good movie (presumably better than “Grown Ups”)?