Karen is a Senior Editor at WeAreTeachers. To which one of the stereotypical morbid gothic kid in class replied, “My grandma is dead.” My teacher’s response: “…well then I’ll give you DOUBLE extra credit.” Not really all that inappropriate but still to this day the funniest thing I’ve ever heard a teacher say. I read about it online. The teachers of Reddit have recently been asked, "What are some of the dumbest things your students have ever said?" A students once complained to me that another student called him the E word. Minerals are fun! This Teacher Has Made A List Of All The Funny Things Kids Say When Their Parents Aren’t There Curious and innocent, kids often ask and say some of the craziest things. '", "I work with 2-year-olds, and one day a kid was kicking another kid under the table. Lopez, I got out of line so I could fart.”—Valerie L. 20. ", "One of my little 6-year-old students who weighed about 80 pounds at the time walked in late from recess. Plus, the most surprising things teachers say. Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! Oh my. !” (It was my grey showing through.) A black student was singing in the back of my Trigonometry class when my (white) teacher says, “Quit singing Marvel, were not on the fields.” Class goes dead silent, then everyone burst out laughing. His face brightened, and he said, 'Well, last year I KNOW it was September 31st! Got more things teachers say? Twenty? 1. Submit your writing to be published on Thought Catalog. Let’s face it, teaching is nothing like a typical office job and the words that come out of our mouths in complete seriousness, actually turn out to be a little funny, if not downright hilarious. HS Bio teacher had us doing Punnett Squares and he asked a girl what the result would be if he crossed his “Big P, Big P” with her “Little V, Little V”. By subscribing, you agree to the terms of our Privacy Statement. “I used to write my name in cursive. I had an 11th grade English teacher (large dude, mid-40s) say, “If any of you ever say that the ‘thesis’ is ‘what the paper’s about’, I will come to your house, find something that you love, and KILL it. 50 Strange Things Teachers Say '", "Once I was asking my students when their birthdays were, and one boy said that his birthday was September 31st. She said later that she wasn’t embarrassed the first time but his apology made it much worse. Login . Here are a few things that our Instagram readers found themselves saying at school that were…a little unexpected. Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday. She taught middle and high school English, and is a blended and personalized learning instructional coach. For example, when asked how a girl could get extra credit on a test, he responded by saying “I would say sex, but that would be illegal.”, My health education teacher sophomore year of high school showed us footage of a woman giving birth. Enjoy! '", "I'm a math professor, and I had just finished a proof when I asked my students, 'Does everyone understand my choices?' Teacher: “Do you like to do your homework in the morning, after school, or at night?” 1. Come and share in our WeAreTeachers HELPLINE group on Facebook. Teaching is nothing like a typical job and things teachers say in complete seriousness, actually turn out to be a little funny, if not downright hilarious. Kids can really say the darndest things, which makes teaching unexpected, entertaining, and never dull. Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter! Not your finest moment, but better luck next time. The paper had no notes or symbols. Been there, done that. She loves reading a book in one sitting, good coffee, and spending time with her husband and sons. '", "I asked my 4th graders to name some of the things that come from farms, and one of my students said, 'Hamburgers.'
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